The 9 Most Awkward Stock Photos of People on the Can
After sifting through more than 20,000 bathroom related stock images on istockphoto.com (while on the can obviously), there’s a surprising number of curious photos that fit under the category of jaw dropping, flaccid inducing and/or just awkward.
The difficult thing about this picture is trying to determine whether this is an awkward human being or an actual gorilla. If Dian Fossey was still alive, she’d certainly chime in and provide the answer. It’s probably not a true gorilla who has learned human tendencies such as sign language (“Amy, good gorilla”). He could just be a dude dumping at a Halloween party, but that doesn’t sound as interesting of speculation.
How is this one legal? If this kid’s shirt was hiked up 1 inch higher, we’d all be having our doors kicked in by the FBI within minutes. And why does this tot look like he’s so concerned whether or not his 401k rollover to an IRA will effect the income tax rate on his salary deferral?
A couple things to note here. First, the sweet asian lady (or is it a Native American man? It’s hard to tell) either forgot to pull down her khakis or just loves the sensation of a warm load spending the rest of the day in her pants. Secondly, why is it BYOTP?
How much did Mike Ditka get paid to pose for this shot?
Like pics of Penelope Cruz giving birth, I can’t tell if this is sexy or not. The high heels and socks scream fap-worthy, but I’d have to inspect the damage she left behind to make my decision. Based on her facial frustration and the amount of toilet paper, it’s not a pretty sight. I’m guessing it’s the beer shits.
I don’t remember a camera crew breaking into my house. Yes, I still sport the flannel and Rod Blagojevich sideways hair part but still slay ass like Charlie Sheen with a bottle of rohypnol.
Speaking of getting laid, here’s a dual tug job to brighten up your day. Like Larry Craig at the airport, these guys couldn’t even wait to leave the bathroom before initiating sexual acts of homosexuality.
This lightweight MMA fighter is wondering why the ‘roids turned his shit neon green. Either that or his hideous and morbidly obese girlfriend just showed positive on a pregnancy test.
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